Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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