Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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