I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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