i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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