Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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