just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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