Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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