we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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