my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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