Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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