Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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