dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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