I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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