Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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