It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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