I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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