Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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