I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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