But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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