We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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