I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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