You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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