I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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