we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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