these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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