So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Drunk is a universal language darling
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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