Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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