Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I would ride that face into the sunset
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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