No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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