I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I faked an abortion last night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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