So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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