hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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