Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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