Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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