BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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