this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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