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i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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