i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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