get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i drank out of a bidet.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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