You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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