Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Randomize
