they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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