Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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