Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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