i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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