Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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