Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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