There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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