Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
