I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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