I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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